There are some STUPID baby names. But some of our favorite celebrity parents named their kids some really dumb names. Here are our top 10.
10- Moxi Crimefighter (Penn Jillette)
Ummm…. Moxie MIGHT be cute, but Crimefighter? That’s just silly. And who thinks that she’ll grow up to be a crimefighter? The chances are slim.
9- Bogart Che Peyote (Reality star David “Puck” Rainey)
Calling your kid after a famous person is one thing, but naming him THAT??? It’s just dumb. Why not call him something like Hunter or Ronald!
8- Fifi Trixiebelle (Bob Geldof and Paula Yates)
Trixiebell is a cute name, but didn’t Paris Hilton use this name for one of her little dogs? Bob and Paula didn’t hold back with their other two daughters either: Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie.
7- Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily  (Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence)
New dad, same Paula Yates baby name madness . But this one might be the worse one yet though.
6- Denim (Toni Braxton)
“Polyester,” “Suede,” and “Poly-Blend” aren’t good names for children. And Denim isn’t either.
5- Diezel (Toni Braxton)
Um yeah, remind me in 10 years what he thinks of his name Toni!!
4- Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon)
That might be a cool name for a album or a song. But not for a kid! Â It sounds like something from a class.
3- Banjo (Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor)
The only worse name for your child could be Tuba. Seriously! If you want a b name, then name your child Benjamin or Bill!
2- Rebel (Robert Rodriguez)
Ummm….. I don’t think any parent wants a teenage rebel on their hands. And to make it worse? Â This famous director also has three more sons named Racer, Rogue, and Rocket.
1- Satchel (Woody Allen and Mia Farrow)
Why not just name him purse? We don’t blame Satchel for later changing his name to Ronan…
Which of these names do you hate the most?
Jani says
Moxie Crimefighter… what!! omg hilarious. poor baby.
-Jani
Chive says
Diezel – not only do you have to deal with the whole “i before e” thing, but the poor kid will be saying “not with an s, it’s a z” for the rest of his life 🙁 Or maybe he’ll just go by Dee?